Dubbed by many as “The World’s Worst Car”.

In our view this is most unfair to this iconic cult car.

After all nearly 3,000,000 Germans can’t be wrong (so popular it is reputed even Angela Merkel was unable to get her hands on one at the end of their production run!) The 2 stroke 2 cylinder motor fires up on the button and goes like the clappers or should that read ‘Glockenspeil’.

Also stops on a Pfennig and handles better than a bar of soap (a wet one anyway).

The Duraplast body made from recycled wool, cotton fibres and resin is indestructible and is non recyclable itself.

(won’t even burn) Bullet-proof mechanicals ensures these cars will last forever.

What other car engine has no camshafts, valves, distributor, fuel pump, cooling system, timing belt/chain etc etc.

Parts availability are excellent and are as cheap as chips.

(Smell like them too!) Best of all this malodorous, noisy, smoky car gives two fingers up to the tree huggers.

Why not throw some old cookin...